I’m going to go straight to the facts. On the night of Wednesday October the 17th of the year 2007 at 8:50 PM the power went out on my block in my neighborhood. Quickly I panicked. My first thought when I heard that War-of-the-Worlds-alien-like noise outside of my window that occurred simultaneously with the power outage was that I was going to miss the new episode of South Park and the Sarah Silverman Program.
The neighbor’s dogs began to bark in the darkness and all I could think about was what Sarah Silverman would do tonight. Then I quickly remembered what I was doing right before the power went out; I was checking today’s lesson on ‘blackboard’ for my online class. I looked at the screen of my laptop and noticed the website was still open, but then I also noticed that my battery was in red mode. In other words it would die in one minute or two… or three. Point is it didn’t have much of a longer life in its future.
I fondled a bit to get out my chair and started feeling around my shelves to see if I could find my new little LED flashlight. Needless to say, I found it and then there was light…
I closed the screen of my laptop and looked at Anakin (my iPhone) with a sigh of relief and admiration as it rested at the corner of my desk. I grabbed it with my hands and touched it with love. I start texting and twittering, to let the people that I was talking to, know that I am still alive and that my power just went out, when an alert popped up on the center of my screen… “20% battery remaining.” So I went ahead and let everyone know that I would not be speaking much.
I went to the living room where my mother and her friend were talking. They already set up a large flashlight to sit on the table in front of them. I quickly left, seeing as they were speaking of nothing that interested me, and proceeded to the kitchen. I got some animal crackers and ate them all until I could see the bottom of the box. Then I followed up with Cheez-its for dessert. Yes. I know… delicious.
In any case, I began to get tired of carrying the flashlight. So I went in my closet and got a headband-thing and arranged it so that my flashlight would rest in it and on my head… like so:


Don’t mess with homemade head gear or it will eat you. My invention is amazing and everyone knows this.
This also might explain why I am hiding in my closet in this infamous video:
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Onto more important things… I took the guitar out to my dad who was sitting alone. We started to play songs and sing Christmas music. Elvis, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, etc. were the artists we paid tribute to at that fine hour. I left my father to play the guitar a bit and went back to my room to see how Anakin was doing. He spoke to me and said “10% battery remaining.” I said “Thanks.” Then he said “I hate you” and did this…


And I started to cry because I was heartbroken. My one and only Anakin… how could you. I still had my monkey, Peter, and Finn to accompany me though, along with other creatures that remain unnamed to this day.


Regardless of the light that I temporarily installed on my head, this is as far as I could see in my own house.

Having the lights off, no phone, no computer, and no iPod (it didn’t have life either), made me realize that… I need to learn to charge things more often. Okay, no really… it taught me that I can’t live without my technical gadgets and thanks to Steve Jobs, my life is being made even more simpler every day. Yes, I am lazy… and I admit that, but how can I not be with so many things accessible to me? I love you Apple, Inc. I really do and I appreciate everything that you have given me. I have also realized that the individual that invented candles totally pwns Thomas Edison.

My power returned at about 10:27, which allowed me to turn on my computer and see Sarah Silverman make a compelling argument about the justice system and how we should all act now to fight racism. Thank you Sarah.
And in case you are wondering, shortly after they repeated the South Park episode, so I got to watch Cartman attempt to make Kyle Broflovsky suck his balls.
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